THE BOB ZERG SYNDICATE
HUMOR (Science, sci-fi, general, etc.)
	"All Your Base Are Belong To Us" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: The front of the shirt features a Hydrogen Ion (H+) with "All your base are belong to us" in a quote box. Blank back. AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Large Mug, and Mug
	"Positrons" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Nothing on the front. On the back is "Positrons" filled in a blank, in Anti-Drug commercial style, with "My Antimatter" written underneath. Avoid electrons. Bob Zerg™ is not liable for damages. AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Large Mug, and Mug.
	"Caffeine" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Coffee freak? On the front is the chemical symbol for Caffeine. On the back is a Anti-Drug commercial style box, with caffeine written in. Underneath, it says "My Drug." Coffee mugs have symbol. AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Large Mug, and Mug.
	"Blue Sun" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Fight against them pesky Browncoats? Show support of your favorite fictional mega-corp by wearing this shirt! On the back is the Blue Sun company logo, with the Chinese characters as shown in the series. AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Large Mug, and Mug.
	"The Enemy's base is ____" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Retired member of Dragon Squadron? Get this shirt! AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, Fitted T-shirt, Baseball Jersey, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, and Long Sleeve Shirt.
	"400,000 Every Year" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Prevent Dihydrogen Oxide poisoning! AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, Organic Cotton Shirt, Jr. Ringer T-shirt, Women's Cap Sleeve T-shirt, Baseball Jersey, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Long Sleeve shirt, Jr. Baby Doll T-shirt, and Women's T-Shirt.
	"NFPA Diamond" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Let everyone know how hazardous to human health you really are! AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Large Mug, and Mug.
	"Save the Frickin' Narwhales" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Title says all. AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"Men are not Potatoes." - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Cool quote from the "Starship Troopers" book! Even has a spiffy little graphic! How could you not buy one of these, huh? AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"The REAL peace sign" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: That's right. The "peace sign" is actually a combination of the celtic symbols for death and eternity. Eternal Death. It was made in response to the nuclear arms build-up in the sixties, and showed what could happen if we weren't responsible with our nukes. Then the hippies made it into something "nice." AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"Come vist Australia, and wonder..." - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: I wonder... AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"Cool Police" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Enforce coolness in your neighborhood! Fight lame! AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"Poplarity" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Are you poplar? AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
FLYING
	"I Flew Solo!!!" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: If you recently soloed, grab one of these! Let the world know (at least friends and coworkers!) AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, Organic Cotton T-shirt, Fitted T-shirt, White T-shirt, and Ash Grey T-shirt.
	"Bad Attitude" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Read the blog? Get the official merch from the author! AVAILABLE ON: Ringer T-shirt, White T-shirt, Ash Grey T-shirt, Large Mug, Mug, Mini Button, and Rectangular Sticker.
	"Bad Attitude" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Want to go surly slipping? From Gillespie Magee's "High Flight." AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"Bad Attitude" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Are you the last of the barnstormers? We're a dying breed. AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.
	"Bad Attitude" - BUY NOW! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: The Air America logo and motto AVAILABLE ON: Just about everything.